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Cool Quotes (217 quotes)

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40 Cute and Funny 'About Me' Quotes and Sayings to Love Yourself

Share funny, witty or inspiring quotes. Sometimes we experience some hilariously funny things in our day-to-day lives that would make us smile even in the dullest of moods. Did you come across any such situation lately? Quote that, and watch it going viral in the online world. Life is an eternal journey to know oneself. And to put it in words, especially for the 'about' section on our networking profiles like on Facebook and Instagram, it's all the more difficult. But, sometimes, quotes framed by others suit perfectly on us, our state of mind, and our lifestyle!

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Your secrets are safe with me I wasn't even listening. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? Not only does laughter reduce stress, it lowers your blood pressure, gives you an excellent ab workout, and releases endorphins. Tags: funny quotes hilarious quotes quotes funny quotes that are funny. Hey, Thanks for this post.

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I think I may need professional help A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough. Think of a number between 1 and Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.


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  1. Need some really funny quotes and sayings to describe yourself, or may be some cool statuses to flaunt on your social networking profiles?.

  2. Hottest funny quotes collection of all time. Easy to read list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken. Perfect for sharing Top seven quotes from the Top funny quotes. I finally realized that Your secrets are safe with me I wasn't even.

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