Funny quotes about catching the bouquet

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funny quotes about catching the bouquet

Bouquet Quotes (14 quotes)

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FUNNY when the Groom throw the Bride flower !!!???

Catching the Bouquet at a Wedding

The first wedding I ever went to, I was a toddler, and I remember that halfway through the evening, all the women at the party gathered on the dance floor, tapping their toes and standing beside each other elbow-to-elbow, their smiles turning from beams of excitement to pouts of competition. I didn't understand what was going on until all of a sudden my eyes turned up toward the sky and I saw a tightly wound-together bouquet of well-smelling flowers fly through the air. Their hands reached up toward the sky and their hips shoved each other aside. A heap of them wrestled on the floor, their heels digging into each other's calf muscles, until finally, one lady in a red-rose-colored knee-length dress stood up, with her hair all over the place, raising the bouquet high up in the sky. When I was a little bit older and watched this happen again and again at weddings, I began to ask questions. What does one get if they catch the bouquet?

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AU that at Victor and Yuri's wedding Victor throws the bouquet Otabek catches it and then Victor puts a garter around his thigh and makes Yuri pull it off with his teeth. When Yuri flicks it into the crowd and it hits Yurio in the face. Jimin blinks once, twice, and then he realizes what happened. He gets really flustered and blushes and throws the bouquet away from him…right into the hands of one Jeon Jungkook. Jungkook is mildly confused for a moment, but looks up and sees Jimin, and winks.

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Tell your wedding story through visuals and words. It's not everyday that you get to point out all the not-so-pleasant things in a marriage, especially when the wife is around. And yes, it can go both ways, with the fairer sex never failing to come up with the most brilliant quips. It remains an unspoken agreement between a man and a wife to keep all fights within the home. While outside, we may have to resort to wordplay and quotes. So join me as I collect the funniest things said about this sacred institution called marriage. The Light Side of it All.


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