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Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Funny Marriage Sayings and Quotes
About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry. I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her.
Wise Old Sayings is a database of thousands of inspirational, humorous, and thoughtful quotes, sorted by category for your enjoyment. Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny marriage quotes, funny marriage sayings, and funny marriage proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings Richard Pryor. Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
2. All I know is Darling, I was made for loving you.
Spice up your wedding speeches with some seriously funny quotes that will have your guests crying with laughter and envying your humour. Quotes about love and marriage tend to be very romantic and sometimes a bit soppy. A memorable and inexpensive wedding gift idea is to get your favourite one of these quotes printed out, like this framed gold foil design , or printed on a wedding card. You can see some of our favourite printed quotes at the end. Get married on his birthday.